You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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