So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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