When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I am available for nakedness
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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