16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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