If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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