question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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