what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We had sex on a dog bed..
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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