so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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