she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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