she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just forgot I was standing up.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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