I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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