We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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