I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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