"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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