i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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