Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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