Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize