doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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