Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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