Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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