his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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