That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
It's like God shit irony all over that family
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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