Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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