So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ugly people sure do ruin things
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
