Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Mom said you looked used
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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