dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
and i looked up. we had an audience...
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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