You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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