She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Randomize
