mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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