And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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