...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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