just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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