Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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