so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
and she was petting her beer can
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just want nice things and good sex
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
