we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I need a burrito and a hug.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
