We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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