He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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