I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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