Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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