The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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