oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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