Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I wish i was in the wii world.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
