no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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