I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
