im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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