Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
so much tequila, so little girl.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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