problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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