plz talk dirty to me
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Is it penis luge time yet?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize