dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
