you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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