Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
