You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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