it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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